I laughed out loud when I saw The Dictionary of Legal Bullshit on the cart of new acquisitions in our administrative offices. Yes, it really exists, and it will soon be available for check out to patrons of the Law Library & Technology Center. Attorney and writer Randall C. Young has compiled a fun collection of plain English explanations of famous cases, legal Latin, and other high falutin' terminology used by members of the legal profession. Here are a few of my favorites:
headnote. A statement in which Thomson West Publishing Company's editors explain a one-hundred-page decision in one h
undred words.
hornbook. A non-prescription sleep aid.
jurisprudence. Something that exists only so long as we have prudent jurists.
obiter dictum. Desultory passages of judicial decisions in which judges reveal their opinion of themselves.
quash. The coolest word in the legal lexicon. Half the subpoenas issued have been challenged just to give the lawyer an excuse to say "quash."
stare decisis. Latin for "being a United States Supreme Court justice means never having to say you're sorry."
wise guy. One who is a participant in organized crime. The term mafioso fell out of favor as progressive criminal enterprises embraced the virtues of ethnic diversity.
At the end of the book, Young has written "an abridged taxonomy of lawyers" including the think-they-know-it-alls, the crusaders, and the rednecks in white collars; a short list of songs featuring lawyers; and a directory of pre-eminent law firms. Somehow, Car Talk counsel Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe was left out of the latter!
Want more? Check the new book cart behind the reference desk in a few days.