Does Santa's naughty/nice database violate the European Convention on Human Rights?

Outlaw.com, the blog of UK firm Pinsent Masons, recently did a series of posts examining Santa Claus's compliance with EU and UK legislation.  The results don't look good for the man in red.  Check out these stories:

• Santa: environmental catastrophe?
• Santa's hiring policies may discriminate
• Reckless Santa could cause yuletide chaos, warn experts
• Santa ignores children's refund rights, warn experts
• Santa putting children's information at risk, warn experts

Santa hat tip to Information Overlord.